I swear this is the last one
Jesus…
Man, I needed that laugh
I’m not even posting this bc of Yahoo anymore but this is too funny jfc
what if someone wrote a book and the plot was basically amazing and the characters were awesome and at the end of the book, you’re dying to know what happens, all you see is a ripped page and the author actually did it on purpose and you’ll never know what happens because all the other published copies are like that too
calm down satan
Time to play a new game:
Make sure John Green doesn’t find the thing
8-inch chocolate penis that oozes fondant cream… Fresh mint fondant, Valencia orange fondant, Williams Pear liqueur fondant, Mozart chocolate liqueur fondant, Cointreau liqueur fondant and Irish coffee liqueur fondant.
Okay but is it possible to get the filling colored red? Because obviously the best use for these is to make a gif or video where you’re licking and sucking at one seductively, making bedroom eyes at the camera, and then you BITE THAT MOTHERFUCKER IN HALF AND SHRIEK YOUR VICTORY AS THE DELICIOUS BLOOD-FILLING DRIPS FROM YOUR VICIOUS MAW.
Calm down Satan…

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
most well behaved poultry
dear doctor who fandom
we cordially invite you to join us on the floor crying
we’re here for you
with love, the supernatural fandom
you know with the spn fandom i would expect you to be on the ceiling

“Tall, funny children with fabulous hair.”
I can’t even begin to tell you how this thrills me to my very core.
So if you’re not signed into tumblr and you go on someone’s blog, you’ll see this
And if you click the “Join Tumblr” button the background will be a post that that person reblogged, so I did it from my brother’s blog and
IM LAUGHIGN SO HARD ICAN’T BERAETGH

I need a moment to process this
I just dropped my spoon
- ANGELS FALLING
- STAR TREK
- GAY ROMANIAN DUBSTEP DRACULA
- JOHN HURT
- FUCKING YAHOO

Reversed order = genius! Free hugs, all around!
I don’t know why this is so great, but it is.
OH GOD IT JUST LOOKS SO GENTLE
SHHH LET ME LOVE YOU
just look at Jim’s face omfg
JARED WEARS UNDERWEAR MADE FOR MEN WITH HUGE DICKS
JARED WEARS UNDERWEAR MADE FOR MEN WITH HUGE DICKS
JARED WEARS UNDERWEAR MADE FOR MEN WITH HUGE DICKS
are we surprised?
I’M SOBBING
THIS WHOLE POST
laughing way too hard. They are like a sports bra for mens junk.
dear sherlock fandom,
no one besides you actually gives a shit how long you’ve been waiting for season 3.
sincerely,
everyone else
We care!
Sincerely, the Whovians.
Avengers fandom has your back too.
(Hardcore stare down of disrespectful tumblr user)
Supernatural’s on your side too
Can’t tell you how much I love this.