© rosefeather

destiel-is-superwholocked:

xdesecrate-thru-purityx:

takemysoulaway333:

sra-foreveralone:

I swear this is the last one

Jesus…

Man, I needed that laugh

I’m not even posting this bc of Yahoo anymore but this is too funny jfc

yuppadupp:

thewholockgames:

districteverthorne:

what if someone wrote a book and the plot was basically amazing and the characters were awesome and at the end of the book, you’re dying to know what happens, all you see is a ripped page and the author actually did it on purpose and you’ll never know what happens because all the other published copies are like that too

calm down satan

Time to play a new game:
Make sure John Green doesn’t find the thing

cinnabunnyb3:

hallowedhorrors:

8-inch chocolate penis that oozes fondant cream… Fresh mint fondant, Valencia orange fondant, Williams Pear liqueur fondant, Mozart chocolate liqueur fondant, Cointreau liqueur fondant and Irish coffee liqueur fondant.

United Indecent Pleasures

Okay but is it possible to get the filling colored red? Because obviously the best use for these is to make a gif or video where you’re licking and sucking at one seductively, making bedroom eyes at the camera, and then you BITE THAT MOTHERFUCKER IN HALF AND SHRIEK YOUR VICTORY AS THE DELICIOUS BLOOD-FILLING DRIPS FROM YOUR VICIOUS MAW.

Calm down Satan…

posted 3 days ago on 20/5/2013 + 32,884 notes
© moshita

santanist:

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

most well behaved poultry

posted 3 days ago on 20/5/2013 + 278,970 notes
© teenytigress
Mom: If you were going to kill someone, what weapon would you choose?
Me: A dull knife.
Dad: Why a dull knife?
Me: You want to really mess someone up and make it painful? Use a dull knife. Sure, it's going to take a bit more effort, but it isn't going to cut. It's going to rip. It'll be painful, and if they survive the healing process will be a lot more difficult and painful. A dull knife expresses more anger than a sharp knife. A sharp knife is kind of the nice guy murdering tool, but if I'm going to kill someone I'm going to assume that I have finally snapped so I'd go for something painful and vicious.
Mom: We've raised a potential serial killer.
Dad: I don't know about you, but I'm proud of the amount of thought that went into that.

deancasotp:

endcas:

finitecas:

dear doctor who fandom

we cordially invite you to join us on the floor crying

we’re here for you

with love, the supernatural fandom

you know with the spn fandom i would expect you to be on the ceiling

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© finitecas
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© blogtard

questionableliterarymerit:

brodinsons:

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“Tall, funny children with fabulous hair.”

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I can’t even begin to tell you how this thrills me to my very core.

posted 3 days ago on 20/5/2013 + 6,132 notes
© brodinsons

vanillish:

underneathesestairs:

So if you’re not signed into tumblr and you go on someone’s blog, you’ll see this

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And if you click the “Join Tumblr” button the background will be a post that that person reblogged, so I did it from my brother’s blog and

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IM LAUGHIGN SO HARD ICAN’T BERAETGH

posted 3 days ago on 20/5/2013 + 5,493 notes
© mishas-assbutts

useyourwandbro:

dives-and-divas:

I need a moment to process this

I just dropped my spoon

posted 3 days ago on 20/5/2013 + 22,988 notes
© dives-and-divas

This week on Tumblr:

poco-loki:

  • ANGELS FALLING
  • STAR TREK
  • GAY ROMANIAN DUBSTEP DRACULA
  • JOHN HURT
  • FUCKING YAHOO

posted 3 days ago on 20/5/2013 + 11,004 notes
© poco-loki

joshifereverlark:

dearjimmoriarty:

thefenceattheedgeoftheworld:

jim-in-westwood:

Reversed order = genius! Free hugs, all around!

I don’t know why this is so great, but it is.

OH GOD IT JUST LOOKS SO GENTLE

SHHH LET ME LOVE YOU

just look at Jim’s face omfg

posted 3 days ago on 20/5/2013 + 26,747 notes
© trekintodarkness

bealli62:

watchtheskytonight:

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaatman:

santaslittlehunters:

JARED WEARS UNDERWEAR MADE FOR MEN WITH HUGE DICKS

JARED WEARS UNDERWEAR MADE FOR MEN WITH HUGE DICKS

JARED WEARS UNDERWEAR MADE FOR MEN WITH HUGE DICKS

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are we surprised?

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I’M SOBBING

 THIS WHOLE POST

laughing way too hard. They are like a sports bra for mens junk.

krischicklicks:

the-winchester-initiative:

abnormalpanda:

dramasbomin:

221b-baker-sweets:

johnlock-consulting-husbands:

hootowlforlife:

itisnotofimport:

dear sherlock fandom,

no one besides you actually gives a shit how long you’ve been waiting for season 3.

sincerely,
everyone else

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We care!

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Sincerely, the Whovians.  

Avengers fandom has your back too.

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Supernatural’s on your side too

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Can’t tell you how much I love this.

posted 3 days ago on 20/5/2013 + 65,015 notes
© itisnotofimport